Basil Terrence Mitchell

Terrance Mitchell—aka Basil the Great Mouse Detective @BASIL_TGMD —though frankly, even the mouse had more originality. This bloke wouldn’t recognise a fresh idea if it bit him. He churns out fake news by nicking everyone else’s hard work, slaps his name on it, and calls it journalism. Creativity? He’s about as original as a toaster in a power cut.